Windows 98 Quelltext

Da bin ich doch grad über etwas gestoßen, was ich schon aus meinen ersten Internet-Erfahrungen um das Jahr 2000 her kenne: der Windows 98 Quelltext! Viel Spass beim Lesen:

/* Windows '98 source code */
/* 
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998 
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL_HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
   while(!CRASHED)
   {
     display_copyright_message();
     display_bill_rules_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     if (first_time_installation)
     {
         make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
         do_nothing_loop();
         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
         hang_system();
     }

     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_some_stuff();

     if (still_not_crashed)
     {
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         basically_run_windows_3.1();
         do_nothing_loop();
         do_nothing_loop();
     }
   }

   if (detect_cache())
     disable_cache();

   if (fast_cpu()) 
   {
     set_wait_states(lots);
     set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
     set_mouse(action, jumpy);
     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }
 

   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
   printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

   if (system_ok())
     crash(to_dos_prompt);
   else
     system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", 
                           O_CREATE);

   while(something)
   {
     sleep(5);
     get_user_input();
     sleep(5);
     act_on_user_input();
     sleep(5);
   }

   create_general_protection_fault();
}